Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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