Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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