If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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