just come out here and I will go home with you...
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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Do I have a choice?
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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