i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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