He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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