I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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