Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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