i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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