i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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