But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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