Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
