hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
