wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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