He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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