I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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