Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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