I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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