I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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