you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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