i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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