I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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