Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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