Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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