Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
either way he was missing a nipple.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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