idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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