dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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