he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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