so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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