I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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