A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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