Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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