So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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