: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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