Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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