Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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