3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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I need you to use more vowels.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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