it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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