My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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