I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
