question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Do vagina's smell?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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