so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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