she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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