Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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