is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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