How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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