We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
