Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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