my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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