I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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