i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You made out with two different species that night
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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