He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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